Being thankful for my Tacky Christmas Socks

I know, I have updated in like two weeks.  I've been busy, sick, contemplating deleting this blog, deciding it was fun so I would keep it and now.... here I am.  Giving you a little life update.

Okay so I won't even go into detail because I'm sure you've heard the story several times already--from Me, Faye, Brad, Jay, My Mom, My Aunt or anyone else who thinks they are friends with or related to the people who hung out with Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos, Anderson Cooper, Ellen Barkin and Andy Cohen. 
Just don't even roll your eyes when you look at these pictures because They.Are.Fabulous.  and you'd have an 8x10 printed and framed in your house if it were you in the picture.

Anyway, I took Tuesday off this week because I was feeling under the weather.  It was the one time I can honestly say I was thankful for the tacky Christmas socks my  Nope Nope's gives me EVERY single Christmas. 

You know the ones----fuzzy, ornaments printed all over, sticky stuff on the bottom (so you won't fall on the tile floor--god forbid that happen), oh and at the top they have these like little dangly jingle bell things. 
Legit. Tacky.
But, I wore them along with green and white polka dot flannel pants, a navy and gray long sleeve shirt and a sweatshirt on top of that--

I ventured out for some soup, I wanted to drive thru and get it but apparently they don't do drive thru soup anywhere?  So......made my way in and out of Target with three cans of soup and a microwave bowl of easy mac.  Keep in mind---I don't have pots, pans, etc--therefore boxed Mac and Cheese required too much assembly (plus I don't have milk or butter)
The point is, I got home--frozen solid, so excited to curl up on the couch with my Cosmo and some soup when I realized,  I DON'T HAVE A CAN OPENER.

Yeah...........................easy mac it was. 

For dinner Brad came and picked my lame sick self up--
(because I was convinced I "couldn't drive...." imagine me saying that in the most whiney voice possible) 
and took me to Newks then we (and by we I mean he) watched GLEE while I thumbed through Cosmo again.  Normally, when the two of us are bored we do things like--see who can pick out the worst outfit in Target

BUT, that night-- I was in bed and asleep by 9:45. 

I've somehow managed to make it through this week feeling sub par.  I cannot wait for the weekend, I plan to sleep, have some hot tea, sleep, fold clothes, clean, sleep, get my nails done, get a pedicure, have a smoothie, sleep, watch tv and make my Christmas list.  Oh and I also have to order all the invitations for my 2 Christmas parties and I need some new dress pants so J. Crew and I may have a date. 

Sweet Daddy invited me to a football ballgame Saturday--not sure why he thinks I would be interested in that but.........I may go just to hang out with him? 

I'll give you ladies more juicy interesting posts when I'm feeling better, promise. 

Random Annoyances

Random Annoyances of the day and

Reminiscing on Halloweens Past:

I just remembered this and wanted to blog about it earlier in the week but it somehow slipped my mind............. Have you guys ever seen a dog in an airport? Nor have I. However, last week on the way home from D.C. I was in Atlanta, had just made it to my gate with a bag of chocolate and I notice a small object on the ground moving. Apparently the people next to me brought two dogs?


They had “clothes” on that said SERVICE DOG. What does that mean? Your dog isn’t providing me with any kind of service—it’s just grossing me out. Not everyone adores dogs. My friends ANYONE who’s ever met me and stayed around for more than 5 minutes knows I dislike dogs animals A LOT. All shapes,sizes,colors,breeds, whatever, I don’t like them. Why do you have it in public? Be glad I wasn’t sitting in first class with your service dog because I would’ve thrown a fit, pretended I had an allergy and made you and your pooch get off.

 Who likes to be hit on at the gas station? Yeah me either…………as if being a lady and having to pump gas isn’t bad enough, you then have some overweight, plaid wearing, bearded male species gawking and trying to make conversation. Listen buddy, if I wanted to marry your type I’d have married someone I went to high school with……and if I thought you were attractive and/or wanted to talk to you I would’ve made up some lame pick up line and started chatting with you. Did I do that? Did I speak to you first? No, no I did not. I’m wearing my cute black slacks and a button up cardigan----on my way to my office job. I DO NOT want to be out here pumping gas at 7:30 AM nor do I want my hands getting all germy on this gas handle and I certainly don’t want you talking to me. I wish my Dad was here because he'd put you right back in your nasty place---but he isn't, so I'll do it myself
—HERE’S AN IDEA:

On to lighter subjects ………….


I, up until a couple days ago had decided I was going to Oxford to hang out with my girlfriends for the weekend. BUT, instead I’ve decided to be lame and stay on the Coast. I’m thrilled about staying home- being lame. I can’t wait to sleep in, catch up on laundry, clean my condo, go to brunch, not have to pack and/or unpack and not go through airport security. So….to start off my incredibly lazy weekend tonight I’m skipping the gym and we’re going to see Paranormal Activity 2! Now….I LOVE to get all excited about something scary and then when I actually get there….have a meltdown. Countless times I have gone to fraternity haunted houses—thinking it would be funny and ended up trampling one of my sweet girlfriends, punching someone in the eye or busting someone’s lip. Like I seriously freak out.
I decided yesterday I would watch the trailer from my cubicle, just to make sure this was something we would want to go see. I was being quiet about it….until something flew at the screen. Insert cuss word.

I screamed like someone was attacking me, everyone in the office freaked out, and then got mad when they realized what I was screaming about…..sorry guys.


Anyway, I’ve already made arrangements to stay at my friends parents house—should we be too scared to stay at either of our own places after the movie. I’m also not wearing heels in case I kick the person sitting in front of me in the back of the head.


……I’m getting worked up just thinking about how scary and awful it’s going to be. I know, I’ll cry…….like I know it. Judge if you want but that trailer was scary.

Piles and Piles of Dirty Laundry

So.....just in from D.C.
There are at least 14 piles of clothes in my room-clean,dirty,dry cleaning,darks,whites,hand wash only.  SHWOO!  Maid service please!  I'm not even cleaning it up, I will live in a mess for a day.  Plus it was time for DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.....  I can't wait for the Halloween episode next week.  Oh and I loved the conversations between Renee and Gabby tonight--"it's hard being this beautiful......people don't realize what a burden it can be."  
I fixed popcorn-----for dinner and for lunch today-- you'll never guess.  A lettuce wrap with turkey and lemon water.  Not.  
Cookies and Cream shake, maple pecan fudge, white chocolate almond cluster, cookies and cream fudge and white chocolate covered pralines.  Yes, I'm so serious.  I ate that.  All of it.  In the ATL airport.  Can we say two hour workout tomorrow?


Blah.....I should feel bad about it but whatever I don't SO.....change of subject!
Here are a few places I visited this weekend, we stayed at The Ritz in Georgetown and I so want to move there.
Off the Record, inside The Hay-Adams across from the White House, fabulous

The Prime Rib
We had a date night Saturday night.  There was live music, champagne and lots of ladies in diamonds--My kind of hangout

And

I shopped................ duh

Like did they honestly expect me to stay and watch the Ole Miss game with a bunch of boys?  I pretended to be a football fan for about an hour (long enough to eat lunch) and then, "TAXI!"

Isn't that a good picture?  I actually took it, thank you.

Anyway-- Super FAB weekend, we had such a good time, I met lots of sweet people--including a woman that claimed she had just been tasered?  Too many gin and tonics maybe? 

Back to the real world until next weekend...............crap, I've GOT to find a Halloween costume. Tomorrow.  

Ladies--get the French maid costumes out and watch out for tasers!

Cleaning Out

It’s Friday for me today…. I’m off tomorrow, yes!

I’m meeting this lady for lunch in Ocean Springs, so excited to catch up!!

I had lunch with some other fabulous girlfriends, Amy and Alison on Monday at Mary Mahoney’s, we had such a good time! I LOVE lunch with girlfriends……….I always leave feeling fabulous because they remind me how lucky I am.

Wednesday was Heidi’s birthday so……we took the liberty of decorating her cubicle as tacky/fabulous as we could. This was the view from my desk all day…… uuuggghhh all those skanky brightly colored cheap balloons

There was a “Princess” balloon that I wanted for my desk SO BAD but everyone was quick to tell me it wasn’t my day…………FINE.

These are some of the sweet ladies from my office:

We enjoyed dinner at Ruth’s Chris after our 5 o’clock meeting. I had the three course special thing and OH MY GOD, just an FYI do not wear a pencil skirt (with SPANX underneath) when you are going to a dinner of any type. Although, it did probably keep me from eating as much as I normally would? So….maybe it was a good idea?

 

Anyway…I was cleaning my condo last night and for some reason when I’m “cleaning,” I always decide that I’m going to clean out a drawer or two---but I actually always end up looking at old pictures…….So last night I came across a cd titled
“Stone High School Graduation , May 19, 2006”

 

OOOHHHHH YEAH!

I stuck the disc in my laptop and this is what I found:

My BEST friends, who are still my BEST FRIENDS minus Jerr and Tone

Ahhhh........these make me laugh and they also reaffirm that I have always thought myself and my friends were fabulous.  Like....what other girls did you see having a photo shoot out on the football field?
If I could go back in time I would tell 18 year old me:
1. DO NOT go to Pearl River to play soccer, you're going to hate it.
2. Don't get those random piercings just because you feel like being cool--you'll take them out within a few months and to be quite honest they make you look like a skank.
3. Live it up while you're hanging out at Mahogany--those man chasing nights with your girlfriends won't last long!
4. Shots are never a good idea--ever
5. You're going to think you're dating "The One" your senior year of college--you're so wrong but you'll be a better person because of it, so... go for it!
6. You're going to have SO much fun in college, don't ever miss a party--because that's the stuff you remember, not the classes
7. You think you'll be a grown up by the time you graduate college but you'll be more terrified than ever!
8. You're going to get a fabulous job offer the morning of college graduation--so don't stress about it!
9. Tailgate just a few hours longer--it's not the same when you aren't a college student!
10. You don't have to have a new outfit from Forever 21 EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. you and the girls decide to go out.

I need to find a picture of all 6 of us from graduation--I'm sure I have 100's of them somewhere......
but....................... here are a couple of my old favorties:

Told You.

We're best friends............

FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER.

CINDERELLA

Last night was the Jr. Auxiliary Charity Ball at the Beau.  
You know I made an entire day of getting ready.......I worked out, spray tanned, had my nails refilled and then took 4 ish hours to get ready.  I considered hiring a driver to pick me up and take me to Brad's house--because I thought I was too fabulous to drive......but......I sucked it up and drove the 5 miles to the river house.


Jay met us there and we shopped at the silent auction and sipped some champagne............

After a few hours of being fabulous we picked up our auction items (Jay bought a trip to Vegas, jealous) and headed to COAST to dance, duh.

You can't have cocktails on the dance floor so--------- when RUDE BOY came on (of course I requested it)  Brad was kind enough to stand on the edge of the dance floor--(on the carpet) and hold my drink so I could break it down in my formal.


We also stopped at McDonalds on the way home?  Why?  I'm not sure......I do know that I ordered a grilled chicken sandwich and an oreo McFlurry and they were out of both! What tha?  So.....I settled on a double cheeseburger (mayo and cheese only) with fries, a coke AND a cinnamon roll, which I thought you could only get for breakfast but apparently I was wrong?  Can you picture me eating that?  In that fabulous dress pictured above.  Yeah me either.

All in All Fabulous night, Fabulous friends, FAB FAB FAB.

Did any of you watch THE REAL HOUSEWIVES BEVERLY HILLS premiere last Thursday? If you didn't you missed out.  

Okay so Taylor (far left) is gorgeous with her fish lips and Adrienne (far right) is fabulous, her family owns The Palms in Vegas.........Kim who's sitting down in the blue next to Adrienne sucks but I like her Loubouton's in this picture--will have to purchase those for myself.


Also if you are feeling like you're hungry but you don't want to eat--you should watch this show, it'll encourage you to stay hungry.  They're all skinny and it's fabulous.


DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES tonight, whoop whoop!!!  What am I going to eat in front of the TV this Sunday night?  Last week was sushi and ice cream.  I'm thinking cheese pizza?  Newks?  Ice cream? McDonalds?  Kidding about that last one.


Cheers!

What's up Weekend?

Let’s hear it for Friday!

I am so exhausted today like seriously……

 I went to dinner with my grandparents at Manhattan last night and it was so sweet, my sister came down too…..

We had a sweet little table in the glass room that overlooks Washington Avenue and it was my FAVORITE time of day—just before dark, cool outside, people jogging by and walking their dogs. So cute. Anyway for dessert I had bananas foster cheesecake, yeah…..amazing twice.

(Whatever "amazing twice" means)


Somehow ended up at The Office after dinner, imagine that- always in need of an Apple Martini.

So…..here I am today, on “casual Friday”—decided by me, wearing the worst possible outfit a 22-year old could possibly wear. Jeans, solid color fitted shirt, solid color sweater, flats, minimal jewelry, minimal make-up. Anytime you have on “minimal” make-up that means you look awful.


I HATE minimal—I like TOO MUCH make-up, too much hair spray, too much teasing, too much, too much, too much. Bigger is better, Go big or go home, yada, yada….


Today I was in the mood for a big greasy cheeseburger or cheesecake or macaroni and cheese….so the office decided on Chili’s Party Platters. How gross, right? Wrong. Now I’m not a fan of cheap, chain restaurants but….. those little mini baby burgers were the coup de grace of my “diet.”
------------------------------------Not really because I’m not on a diet.


I also ate a BIG ole piece of cheesecake, like huge—everyone else cut theirs in half and I’m proud of them for doing that but…not me. I wanted the whole thing, so I ate the whole thing. And I don’t feel bad about it.

Sometimes at work when it’s not a crazy day and there are just a few of us in the office we’ll have “round table lunch,” I don’t know why I decided to call it that, the conference table is clearly rectangle but it caught on… so now when we think it’s a good day to be social we’ll have a “round table lunch.”
Round table lunch = Girls only

At RTL today we were all talking about cooking and I said I hadn’t cooked a meal in my condo yet (I moved in in July) and everyone was in disbelief. Like “OMG do you eat out every single meal? What do you do when you’re hungry? We’ve got to teach you how to cook!”


Here are my thoughts on those questions/ideas—


1. I know how to cook—and I’m a good cook, I don’t need your pointers/recipes


2. I don’t feel like cooking


3. I’m single, I can get a guy to take me out to dinner


4. I’m single, I can go out with my girlfriends


5. I’m single, I go to multiple events in one week and they always have food


6. I’m too tired to cook


7. I don’t feel like cleaning it up


8. I don’t feel like going grocery shopping


9. I don’t feel like having left overs in my clean refrigerator


10. No, I didn’t know that I didn’t own pots until my sister, who was house sitting at the time, called to ask where they were.


So there you go, 10 GOOD reasons I don’t cook.


After expressing my thoughts on having never cooked in my condo the Spanish lady in our office says:
“You need to get married and pop out a kid.”


I’M SORRY, WHAT?

Like imagine it in a little spanish/latino accent--Everyone burst into laughter….then I told her she was completely inappropriate and I would be doing no such thing any time soon. And when I do have kids—they’ll eat Marble Slab for dinner too.

I feel a nap coming on....and probably dinner out....Cheers to making it through another work week people. Natalie is coming down tomorrow and I'm so excited to see her---annnnnd Anna is joining us!

These ladies and I will be wining and dining come this time tomorrow.

CHEERS TO THE WEEKEND!

LOVE!

Interesting Conversations

Interesting series of events today……



Well I wouldn’t say series but several funny things have happened and I haven’t even made it to dinner with my grandparents tonight—which I’m SURE is going to be funny as well. For starters I almost left for work this morning wearing fur. I mean it has cooled off to like 70…..that’s “cool” weather right? It was just a little sleeveless shrug not a full on coat or anything but….after thinking about it……. how ridiculous would I look…in my office, wearing fur—in south Mississippi. Pretty stupid. Like don’t think I won’t wear it out this weekend at night if it’s below 71 degrees.
Whatever, so yeah… I changed my clothes and went to work—not wearing a fur shrug.
I was meeting this precious couple (I met them at the Talent Show last week) at Chimney’s for lunch so…. I decided to stop in Frosting and get them some cupcakes on my way. ….I walk in (with my shades on) Conversation as follows:


“Hey I need a dozen mini cupcakes, assorted please."
 Frosting Girl: “Okay, did you dye your hair?”
“Um……….no?”
 FG: “Didn’t you have blonde hair? At Perk”
 “Oh…yeah. Did you go to Perk with me?”

            

---Now I realized after leaving that sounded extremely rude/arrogant/whatever you want to call it but seriously, I am VERY good at remembering people. Since jumping into the corporate world/moving to a new city I’m not so good with names because I meet SO many new people but I always remember a face. And, for real, I have never seen this girl in my entire life….My hair is a different color AND I had my sunglasses on…and this chick still recognized me? I must have early stages of dementia.

I leave Frosting baffled and dying to open the box of cupcakes….and remembered I left stuff at the cleaners, a long time ago….like real long time ago so I swing in there, walk in, tell her my name, pay, grab my clothes—by this point there was a small line behind me and as I turn to walk out, I’m almost to the door and the tattooed lady behind the counter says “Hey—what size jeans you wear?” Like she yelled it so I turned around…everyone in the place is staring at this point—and say “3”


Now lets be honest with one another—I don’t wear a 3 okay, we all know that but really? Why would you yell at someone and ask what size they wear?


--Because “We got 10 pairs uh Levi’s on this rack, 10 bucks a piece”
1. I don’t wear Levi’s
2. I don’t want jeans someone else has worn
Oh oh and another random thing today (also dealing with jeans)---I get to work and I’m wearing some 7’s, they’re dressy jeans so I can wear them with heels you know whatever… well the I.T. guy walks by and says….”I like those jeans” and for one BRIEF second I thought oh my god the I.T. guy knows what 7’s are---I am so impressed. And then. He says. “They’re like retro, hippie jeans”

Retro? Hippie? Sweetie…I got these at SAKS, in New Orleans and there is nothing hippie or retro about them. But. Thanks, Thank You for thinking my jeans were cute.

Sunday Update

Game Day in Oxford....

....I decided I like the color blue, it photographs well--

We went to the game then shopped on the square, went to dinner and out for drinks.....

.......after dinner Faye laughed at me for putting on so much lip gloss.  FAB-U-LOUS

Then....we danced

And after a quick trip to Taco Bell we called it a night and went home. 

*Yes, the $1 flatbread sandwich/taco thing they came up with is amazing 

Some other good things that have/are happening:

1. Toni made us a funfetti cake with sprinkle icing and it's amazing

2, I am getting better at working my Sex and the City phone

3. We're having sushi for dinner 

4.  I have two dinner dates lined up, in two different cities, the night I get back to town.... meaning I will:

    A. Cancel one

    B. Schedule one at 5 and one at 8

    C. Cancel both and get a spray tan

Knowing myself (and I do, well) I will opt for the spray tan.

Aunt T's BDay is in 48 hours....start the countdown

Hey Rach....it's OK!

My dear friend Rachel had such a cute post today...... click the link below to read her

 Hey it's OK ....

  She is so charming and creative. 

http://racheldillard.blogspot.com/2010/09/hey-its-ok.html

The following are my favorite's from her post....and the rest.....they're my Hey it's OK's!
...to secretly wish your ex still has a thing for you
...to already be counting down to Christmas as if Santa was actually real--
...to wish you had champagne while you're drinking your OJ with breakfast
...to already have all 4 of your future children's names picked out but no husband, and even worse, no prospects

Hey, it's OK...

.....to turn down a date because "you already have plans" (a scheduled spray tan)

.....to eat 3 doughnuts for breakfast and sneak into the break room for another-- maybe they just  don't fill you up

.....to go to the gym just to see that hot guy

.....to buy completely ridiculous, expensive stuff just because you want it

.....to eat out twice in one day (another reason to go to the gym, possibly)

.....to have a crush on someone one day and be totally grossed out by them the next

.....to straighten up your house because the exterminators are coming, always like to make a good impression....

.....to eat 3- 90 calorie bars for dinner

.....to call your Dad and brag about yourself--Daddy's appreciate it

.....to feel you are completely undeserving of everything you have been given

 It's a new day and my joy is renewed

--you said it Rach, God is good!

NEWS in the land of the single ladies

Well first off it's 10:15PM and I am already in bed on a Thursday night listening to Sinatra.....need I remind you I'm 22!  I should be out flirting with cute boys and wearing a sassy dress--instead I left the office, had my nails refilled/painted, worked out, shopped at Target and spray tanned.  When I got home I had to pack for the adventure I will be on the next few days.   Tell you about that in a minute.


Current happenings in my life:
1.  I got a new phone today.  My Blackberry was being bad this morning so I decided it was time to upgrade....  I got this touch screen new high tech gadget Cell South has come out with--pink cover as well.  I thought I would be cute and Sex and the City with a touch screen, too bad I can't work it.   Needless to say if you need me, call me.  It takes me 10 minutes to reply "yes" and "no."  I am also sad no more bbm, I loved sending that face that was doing the "talk to the hand," motion.    Favorite.

2.  I still like peanut butter.  Since my announcement a few days ago (that I now like peanut butter)  I have been eating it on EVERYTHING.  So weird I was disgusted by it last week and I'm obsessed now, mmm! Bring on the peanut  butter!


3.  My nails are a dark grayish pewtery color--and I'm pumped!  With fall we welcome dark nail polish--so sassy!  If your nails are coral, time for a polish change doll.

4.  I had lunch at Mary Mahoney's today with one of my FAB Rolex wearing (gay) guy friends.....when we were walking out, our conversation went something like this: 
Friend:  "I can't be bringing you to lunch--everybody's gonna think you're my wife." 
Me: "Uuhhhh I know....don't bring sand to the beach"
Friend: "Or a sandwich to the buffet...."


I guess in this instance I was the sand and the sandwich......?


5.  I am ALL PACKED AND READY TO GO!  I will be gone the next 5 days on a grand road trip!  
Oxford all weekend for the Ole Miss/Vandy game and......then........... Birmingham......for
KINGS OF LEON Monday (yesssss)  I'm so excited.  I've been listening to them on repeat.  Nonstop.  And being the mature adult I am I have even gone so far as to arrange for a house sitter, or should I say condo sitter?  So. Adult-ish of me. 

6. Florence and the Machine- Dog Days are Over is the bomb.


7. Aunt Tammy's birthday is Tuesday, she'll be 35  29! I love you!

I'm confused

    Sorry I haven't bestowed any words of wisdom on you people in a couple days...I had such the busy weekend.  (I'm being sarcastic) I did have a fun weekend though..............

    So Friday night I worked out, spray tanned, caught up on laundry, all that stuff that makes you feel like you're on top of things.  I woke up Saturday ready for GAME DAY festivities!  I had a cup of coffee out of my fabulous Sheerwater Pottery mug (mockingbird handle--I'm obsessed) then took off to the gym --as I was meeting Anna at 1PM promptly to head to Hattiesburg.  We got to Hattiesburg and I raced to The Abbey, God forbid I make a trip to Hattiesburg and not go by there.  Anyway of course I found a ton of fabulous stuff...ended up settling on this little number for the game! 

    So cute!  And I had to get some other stuff for...the trips I'll be taking over the next couple weeks.  I feel like when I am going somewhere I HAVE TO HAVE a new outfit.   It's sad, I know... but I just don't feel as cute if I am in a dress that has been worn 3 times--it's old news by that point and I don't want to be old news.


    Anyway after watching the game.......

--which was a new concept to me (because in college I.....never really...made it...to..the games) we went to dinner at my favorite, Mahogany.  It was fab as usual.  Good friends, good food, good apple martinis...... (that should be my life motto--add good clothes in there too please) 
Oh and my baby sister stopped by to say hey......

 That's that.  My weekend was quite exciting, getting to see all my sweet friends.... I plan on having a repeat this weekend in Oxford. 
Alright to explain today's post title here we go....
Things that confused me today: 

1. Why you could hang meat in my office.
Like okay I get that we live in South MS but is there a reason for the temperature to be set on 69.3 the entire day?  The front desk girl is the one who always turns it down so I literally would look around to make sure she left the room then go turn it up so it would get incredibly hot and stuffy.  At one point I had to go outside with my Smoothie King because I was afraid my bones were going to break due to the frigid temperature.  Then, I made some hot tea and held it with both hands like hot chocolate at a bonfire in the winter.  I know, I'm dramatic about things (occasionally) but seriously it was freezing.  
    She (front desk girl) finally yelled "TRINITY, are you touching the AC?"

2. Why people text before 8AM.
Like, I am trying to tease my hair, spray it, curl it, put lip gloss on, spray perfume, change shoes, iron my clothes, re-tease my hair, change clothes again, find my keys, why would you text someone and get in the middle of that?  And especially about going to dinner?!  I have 10,000 things to do before I get to dinner tonight and no, I am not going to dinner I have a spray tan scheduled. 
**SIDE NOTE:  I really don't mind texts before 8AM if it's someone I want to talk to

That's pretty much it, I have the answers to everything else.  Just kidding, I have the answers to nothing but I pretend otherwise.

Oohhhhh and one other exciting thing:  I decided I liked peanut butter today! I feel like a normal person!  So there are a few things that I will not eat and peanut butter is one of them but I tried some today and I like it now?  Yay!  I can eat PB&J sandwiches now!  


I'm headed to the gym to work off the peanut butter, happy Monday

Thursday is Game Day!

What I should be doing right now instead of blogging is finding a dentist here in town.
That's right, yours truly has a toothache.  I know disgusting right?  I promise I brush two/three times daily and floss every night.  I thought it would go away but... it's not and it's starting to hurt worse.  It hurts so bad, in fact, I broke down and called my mother and I don't call my Mom unless I'm in dire straights.


I tried asking the ladies in the office for recommendations but they shot back really quickly “Trinity, we know what you want…..a young single dentist.”


You know ladies, for once you are wrong. I don’t want a young, single one…. I just want a dentist, period. Yeah…..I’m in that much pain. Lucky for me tonight I have a date with Brad. This toothache is nothing an Apple Martini (or two or three……ish) won’t fix.


My friend Amy called today and said they had Saints cupcakes at Frosting (which is one of my favorite little cupcake shops) for all you bandwagon Saints fans. Yeah girls I’m talking to you—you who had no idea who the Saints were before they won the Superbowl. I’m not pretending I care, yes, I will go to a game this season but only because I want to rock a Brees jersey with some leggings and black UGGS and a ton of gold jewelry/make up and take lots of pictures………………. I’m just being honest


So for lunch I had a 40 oz. smoothie from Smoothie King. FORTY FREAKING OUNCES, that cup was the size of my body and I felt completely disgusting afterwards but I had them “make it skinny,” so it was only 306 calories! Yay! Lets all pretend that was a healthy lunch so I don’t feel bad about skipping the gym today.


I am super pumped about this weekend, SMTTT! S-O-U-T-H-E-R-N Southern Mississippi USM! We are going to the game Saturday and then having dinner at Mahogany, my favorite spot in Hattiesburg! People often ask me why I’m so obsessed with Mahogany, does it matter? I just like it. Probably because it reminds me of college—Every. Single. Thursday night me and my girlfriends would get dressed up and go have dinner and drinks. It was our night out during the week and it was SUCH a big deal. Like you didn’t even think about going unless you had a new outfit/tons of make up and fabulous hair………because that just may have been THE Thursday that you met your Doctor/Dentist/Lawyer husband……..so you needed to look Fabulous if we were going to “The Hog.”

Oh…..good times good times……


Today one of my co workers printed a picture of another coworker and brought it to me—he thought it would be funny if we framed it and put it on my desk? Then waited for the guy to walk by and see his picture framed and sitting by my computer screen?


So, yes I have a framed picture of one of my coworkers on my desk…..I’m really anxious to see what everyone who isn’t in on the joke has to say. I can hear it now….. "Trinity are you seeing _________?"  "Trinity when did you two start hanging out?"  "Trinity, you've kept that quiet."


At least ___________ will be thrilled!  A framed picture on my desk, what an honor.


Well Bradley Daniel is about to be here....we're walking to have sushi (b.y.o.b.) and then walking across to The Office for an apple martini and the game!  Awesome!  Cheers you guys!

What I like about you Wednesday!

I have SO many cute friends, today's post is dedicated to them!

It's the first addition of What I like about YOU Wednesday

1. Olivia, who also happens to be my sister (lucky girl!) She is so calm and quiet and everything I'm not. Take me and send me 180 degrees in the opposite direction and that's Olivia. I love this girl more than anything on the entire earth.

2. Toni, I am Tone's stylist and I'm pretty sure we could accomplish ANYTHING together.  Like seriously anything-- don't get on her bad side or mine because you will deal with both of our bad attitudes.  We're pretty much the same person

3. Holly, I love Holly's style--she's habitually late for everything but I promise she will show up looking cute.  We could stay on the phone for hours, she WILL be my next door neighbor when we're grown-up Moms living in a subdivision. 

4. Bethany, we've been best friends who talk about boys non stop since 6th grade.  This is another one that always shows up looking adorable and we pretty much have the same taste--in everything.

5. Jerrica, my wild card.  Like seriously I have a group of girlfriends and we've been labeled "MEAN GIRLS," since high school--we even had people dress up as us once.  But, Jerr is SO not mean--she's hysterically funny and has such a good heart. 

6. Jess, such an old soul with an amazing voice.  She will defintely be the first from the group to get married.  She is absolutely beautiful, inside and out (like seriously)

And just in case you didn't believe me here we are in high school WAY back in '05 dressed up as MEAN GIRLS for Spirit Week.

Okay moving on........

I knew I shouldn't have started this, I have too many adorable people to name

7. Aunt Tammy, so yeah technically she is my Aunt but she is also one of my Best Friends, I mean like honestly the coolest lady you will ever meet.  She goes out with me and my friends and can totally hang.  She also lets me make bad decisions and never questions me!

8. Hannah and Heather, I know they aren't they same person but they pretty much come as as package deal and I love them both equally.  Hanni is ridiculously laid back and has such a dry sense of humor-I'm obsessed and Heather makes me laugh daily, like she makes every situation humerous and has a really funny Nana

9. Faye, this is the most creative/smart chick. 

 She's super tech savvy and extremely good at writing (wfayew.blogspot.com)

 She also loves boys (and road trips) as much as I do.

10. Natalie, my forever Marble Slab buddy.  We have been on so many adventures (in Canebrake) together and we host a Christmas Cocktail party together every year!

11. Brad, so let me say this, Bradley and I are related and I like to tell everyone.  It's tough being young and working in the corporate world but we both do it--and very well.  He has been my support since moving to a new town.  And we have a dinner date tomorrow night!

12. Chelsea, this is my shopping buddy.  She loves good food and clothes just as much as I do.  She's also really nice---like makes me feel bad for being rude sometimes.

13. Anna, one of my college roomies!  We have had many a good nights and many a "OMG my boyfriend just dumped me nights."  She is so level headed and will always be a dear friend.

14. Aaron, this guy is just as awesome as I am; We love to talk about things (people) and Aaron takes the same approach to weight loss as I do.  He is hysterically funny and WILL be the next Jim Cantore, mark my word.

15. Last but certainly not least, Joseph, this guy managed to put up with me for like 2 ish years.  That's right, we dated in college, like a long time ago when I had blond hair, and we're still  good friends.   He also took me to have my wisdom teeth out and bought me ice cream. 

Now that I am sure I have managed to offend many of my other friends, I'm finished.  I have SO many fabulous girlfriends that I go to lunch with every week, I could never possibly name them all.  I'm going on like this is an

Academy Award

Cheers friends