When I realized Wednesday....

I just like the fact that when and Wednesday start with a W and it sounded kinda catchy' 

WHEN I REALIZED WEDNESDAY

When I realized I was about to have a blowout:

Monday at the gym when a friend told me I needed to air up my tire, turns out that's why my steering wheel was shaky because my tire literally was flat

When I realized I was oddly obsessed with Rihanna's "Rude Boy":

After requesting it in EVERY cab ride I have taken since it came out 

 (I've yet to hear it in a cab)

When I realized I was not in college anymore:

This morning when my alarm went off at 5:30

(I didn't go to bed until 3.......AM)

Also--when I realized I wanted to be a housewife (so I could sleep in)

When I realized I was old:

A few weeks ago when I had to purchase blinds for my condo

(No wonder people put tin foil in their windows, they're saving a boat load.......)

When I realized I was the only single friend:

PINK NIGHT, I looked around the table and was in awe of how adorable my friends were and then thought, crap everyone at this table has a boyfriend, girlfriend or husband.

(at least I'm wildly fabulous at being single)

When I realized my baby sister wasn't a baby anymore:

Today.  At work.  When the girl next to me was talking about her daughter's high chairs, car seats, etc. and I said "my sister had that same one when she was little"  Then she asked how old my sister was.... Um.....almost 17

When I realized I was on my own:

After my entire family helped me move into my condo and then left to go home.

I sat in my living room floor in a mountain of boxes, high heels, fur coats and sequined dresses and sobbed because I was SO OVERWHELMED

When I realized I was fabulous:

I woke up in Hattiesburg on a Friday morning at 7 am--went to the hanger, hopped a private plane and was at work in Biloxi by 8 am

When I realized I was an idiot:

Yesterday, when I spelled farewell "fair well"

When I realized I didn't want a big wedding:

May 28-June 19, 2010

I attended 4 weddings, 4 weekends in a row.

When I realized I was lame:

Last night, when I winked at David Hasselhoff

When I realized I was too old to take a picture with Santa:

I haven't yet......

When I realized I was obsessed with white Christmas lights:

Last year during our "roommate Christmas card photo shoot"

When I realized I was tired:

Just now when someone asked me to join them for a glass of wine and I replied with an eye roll