Tanning Salon Tuesday

Well here I am again..... sitting on the couch watching The Office.  I just got back from being reprimanded at the tanning salon (again.)  One day.....one day I'm gonna lose my cool with these girls.  As soon as I walk in conversation as follows:


"You spray tanning"
 Me: "Yeah"
"You spray tan like everyday"
 Me: "Sweetie I haven't been here since last Thursday"
"Oh I guess it's just because I always see you"


--Yeah you always see me here, you work here and I tan here.  We don't know one another so....yeah this is the only place you see me...... I hope there are cameras in the hallway so she can see the faces I make and the eye rolls directed at her.   


I got a new bombdotcom computer screen at work today, it's really massive and it's connected to my laptop so...whatever that's not the best part.  The best part is, the wallpaper is black so when I click out of my email, spreadsheet, etc. it doubles as a mirror!  Thus, saving me time walking to the bathroom and teasing my hair.  Instead of having to get up from my desk 5 times ish a day I can simply click out of what I'm doing, pull out my teasing comb (the new girl in the office bought me a SUPER teasing comb) and make sure my hair is perfection.  It is really coming in handy seeing as I just got these new bangs and I'm not quite use to fixing them.


I also ate really healthy today.....hello skinny!  And spent quite a while coaching one of my girlfriends through talking to a new guy.  Now.  I wish there was someone who excited me this much--for some reason there is not one person who totally makes me lose my cool and call all my girlfriends to ask "what do I say back?"  At one time sure I freaked out about a new guy too but now........don't care.   


Ladies, why are you stressing out about what your text message says?  Who cares?
Do you know how many guys are out there?  I'll tell you....... A LOT, a whole lot.  How do you get them to like you?  I will tell you the answer to that too.........You don't like them.  


Now......since I'm finished preaching 


I sent my Mom an email today and included several pictures from some of my recent ventures and she responded with this:

                 "Very cute--except fatty.  Who is she?  Your bangs are really cute, should I get bangs--I need a change"

Like my Mom managed to compliment me and insult someone all in the same sentence.  I laughed so loud--and shed a few tears...........from the laughter.  So offensive and does.not.care.  


Gah I'm just watching Pam on The Office and man does she dress bad.  I'm laughing aloud as I type this, who created this show?  I love them.  Ladies--another word of advice DO NOT be that girl that wears khakis and a white button up to work.  That is so boring and Dress Barn, also do not try to make your hair curly by using gel.  Gel does not make your hair curly--it makes your hair look crunchy and seaweed ish and that is not cute.

  


I should turn this blog into a what not to wear type thing or a how to? 
Examples: 
                   How to dress cute for work
                   How to lose weight fast
                   How to be fabulous 


I mean I feel like I know enough about these issues to write a post or two on them.  I will consider that for tomorrow's topic.  


Today I also wrote my doll friend Jerr a letter as she is away right now training to....be....in the Navy (oorrr something?  I'm not exactly sure how to word that?  Training to be in the Navy?)
Anyway I miss her terribly!  We've been friends since...forever, when we were 3 our Mom's took us trick-or-treating together.  ( I was a ballerina, Jerr was a cowboy--how fitting?)


And....she knows how much I like to take pictures and she always messes them up....  but I don't care, I still love her.

I hope you all have a fabulous evening and I apologize if my Mom offended you.